Honey, Honey, hurry up, we’re going to miss the party!
I’m reading about our adventures, they are very interesting!
What do you think this is? It smells funny!
Smoked knacker on apfelrotkohl.
What do you do with it?!?
People eat it…
Are you sure?!?
Pretty sure. People are funny that way… Not like us!
Vier… Fünf… Sechs…
Apparently this is called cocktail wiener…
It doesn’t look like Mummy’s cocktails! Who got this food? It’s all funny!
Sieben… Acht… Neun…
This looks interesting…
It’s a French twist on gingerbread. Gingerbread macaroons! We beamed it with us from Paris.
Have you finished counting yet?
Zwölf… Dreizehn… Finished! There are dreizehn of us.
We’ll give the funny food to the funny people and we’ll have the apfelstrudel. It looks yummy!
Great party everyone, we’ll go back to Mummy now. Mummeeeee, beam us out!
See you soon everyone!
After work, all the brew masters from the Munich breweries sit together in a pub. Needless to say, each brewer orders beer from his own brand, i.e. the Löwenbräu guy orders Löwenbräu, the Hacker-Pschorr guy orders Hacker-Pschorr, and so on. Last one to go is the Augustiner guy. He orders a Coke. Everybody is stunned, asking – “why?” – “Well”, he finally says with a wide grin, “if you are not ordering a beer, then I won’t either.”