Pizza with cherry beer, cherries and chocolate… Mmmm… Yummy!
We have all the food groups covered!
Girls night in… This is fun!
Let’s live dangerously and tell maths and science jokes. Puffles is not here to disapprove. Hee hee!
Q. Why was the maths book sad?
A. Because it had too many problems.
Q. What’s the king of the pencil case?
A. The ruler.
Q. Heard about the mathematical plant?
A. It has square roots.
Q. Which tables do you not have to learn?
A. Dinner tables.
Q. What tool do you use in maths?
Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7 8 9!
Q. What do you get if you cross a maths teacher and a clock?
Q. What is 67 + 35 + 99 + 136 + 84?
A. A headache.
Q.How do you make one vanish?
A. Add a ‘g’ to the beginning and it’s gone!
Q. What do you do with a dead chemist?
Q. Why do chemists prefer nitrates?
A. Because they’re cheaper than day rates.
Q. What’s the first thing you should learn in chemistry?
A. Never lick the spoon.
Q. What is the name of the first electricity detective?
A. Sherlock Ohms.
Q. Want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite?
Q. What did one electron say to the other electron?
A. Don’t get excited. You’ll only get into a state!
Q. What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
A. You may have graduated but I’ve got many degrees.
Q. What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?
A. Fission Chips.
Q. Why is electricity so dangerous?
A. It doesn’t conduct itself.
Q. What do you call a Catholic church service that is very, very important?
A. Critical mass.
Meet the girls
Age: Too fabulous for numbers.
Likes: Adventures with friends.
Best feature: Sunny disposition 🙂
Secret dream: Travel to all the beary places.
Hidden talent: Keeping Puffles on track.
Favourite saying: Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
Age: Better than ever.
Likes: Sparkly and shiny things.
Best feature: Mischievous smile.
Secret dream: To fly to the stars.
Hidden talent: Getting everyone else to do exactly what she wants 🙂
Favourite saying: Play!
Age: Young and sweet.
Likes: Teddy bear picnics.
Best feature: Fresh pink complexion.
Secret dream: To be the star at a party.
Hidden talent: Living happily ever after.
Favourite saying: The most fantastic, magical things can happen and it all starts with a wish.
Age: Just right.
Likes: Sparkly shoes.
Best feature: Looks great in any colour.
Secret dream: To be on the Beary Star magazine cover.
Hidden talent: Eternal optimism 🙂
Favourite saying: You’ve got a friend in me.
Likes: Beary warm hugs.
Best feature: Chocolate complexion.
Secret dream: Being a superhero.
Hidden talent: Giving beary warm hugs.
Favourite saying: You’re never too old to be young.
Age: Perfect for her looks.
Likes: Being in the company of beary friends.
Best feature: Bright sparkly eyes.
Secret dream: To go to UniBEARsity.
Hidden talent: Simply irresistible.
Favourite saying: There’s no one I’d rather be than me.
Age: Still got it.
Likes: Pink things, shopping.
Best feature: Giggles 🙂
Secret dream: Has already come true.
Hidden talent: Magic.
Favourite saying: Remember, you’re the one who can fill the world with sunshine.