The Golden Egg Story

Ooohh, marzipan chocolate…

The Golden Egg Story

Everybody is ready for the story!

The Golden Egg Story

Once upon a time, there was a King who had a very powerful Magician at his court.

The Golden Egg Story

One day, the Magician gave the King a present: a hen that laid beautiful eggs. The King liked the eggs but he was greedy and he told his Magician that he would like the hen better if she could lay golden eggs. So the Magician worked another magic spell and the hen started laying golden eggs.

The Golden Egg Story

The King was delighted. He became very rich and the envy of the other kings. He kept his special hen in a golden cage next to his throne. He knew that someday, someone would try to steal his hen, so whenever visitors came, he would have his Magician come and hide the special hen and substitute an ordinary hen in the cage.

The Golden Egg Story

Then one day someone ran off with the hen in the golden cage. The King was glad he had his Magician switch the hens. He sent word for the Magician to bring back his special hen. But the next day, when the King looked in his golden cage all he found was a white rabbit. “What’s this!” said the King. “Little rabbit, how did you get in here?” The King opened the cage and had his footman take the rabbit back out to the woods where he belonged. Then he called for his Magician.

The Golden Egg Story

“Where is my magic hen?”, asked the King. “I told you to bring her back.”

“I did bring her back,” said the Magician. “I put her in the cage, I just didn’t have time to change her back into a hen.”

They never did find the little white rabbit, but from that day forward, children found colorful eggs hidden all over the kingdom. And some say that every once in a while, someone found a golden one.

The Golden Egg Story

There it is! There it is! The golden egg!

The Golden Egg Story

The Chocolate Egg Invasion

They’re everywhere!

The Chocolate Egg Invasion

Well, somebody tipped over the eggy bucket…

The Chocolate Egg Invasion

Hee, hee!

The Chocolate Egg Invasion

Oohhh, magic popping eggs!

The Chocolate Egg Invasion

And smarties eggs!

The Chocolate Egg Invasion

And speckled eggs!

The Chocolate Egg Invasion

Is that a funny book?

The Chocolate Egg Invasion

It’s time for funny!

The Chocolate Egg Invasion

What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!

Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up!

How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
With a hare-dryer!

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It’s been nice gnawing you!

How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade?
He said it was eggs-cellent!

How does the Easter Bunny travel?
By hare-plane!

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Eggs-ercise and hare-robics!

The Chocolate Egg Invasion

How does Easter end?
With the letter R!

What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?
The Easter Bunana!

What’s the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Hare mail!

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

Why did the bunny go to the dance?
To do the bunny hop!

What kinds of books do bunnies like?
Ones with hoppy endings!

What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
A funny bunny!

The Chocolate Egg Invasion

A Sandy Universe

Skin Cube, by Louise Sparre, Denmark
Skin Cube, by Louise Sparre, Denmark

Little bears are exploring the sandy universe of Cottesloe Beach, and the Sculpture by the Sea exhibition.

Sømærke, by Kwy With Lise Kassow, Portugal / Germany
Sømærke, by Kwy With Lise Kassow, Portugal / Germany
Book Cave, by Juliet Lea, Australia (WA)
Book Cave, by Juliet Lea, Australia (WA)
Book Cave, by Juliet Lea, Australia (WA)
Book Cave, by Juliet Lea, Australia (WA)
Oushi Zokei Gate to the Beach, by Keizo Ushio, Japan
Oushi Zokei Gate to the Beach, by Keizo Ushio, Japan
Pocono Bud, by Tang-Wei Hsu, Taiwan / USA
Pocono Bud, by Tang-Wei Hsu, Taiwan / USA
Undulation, by Benjamin Storch, Australia (Victoria)
Undulation, by Benjamin Storch, Australia (Victoria)
The First Experience of a Poet #3, by Hyung-Taek Chang, South Korea
The First Experience of a Poet #3, by Hyung-Taek Chang, South Korea
Kakashi, by Zilvinas Kempinas, Lithuania/USA
Kakashi, by Zilvinas Kempinas, Lithuania/USA
Kakashi, by Zilvinas Kempinas, Lithuania/USA
Kakashi, by Zilvinas Kempinas, Lithuania/USA
Kakashi, by Zilvinas Kempinas, Lithuania/USA
Kakashi, by Zilvinas Kempinas, Lithuania/USA
Pilgrim, by Russell Sheridan, Australia (WA)
Pilgrim, by Russell Sheridan, Australia (WA)
Pilgrim, by Russell Sheridan, Australia (WA)
Pilgrim, by Russell Sheridan, Australia (WA)
Pilgrim, by Russell Sheridan, Australia (WA)
Pilgrim, by Russell Sheridan, Australia (WA)
A Burden, by Suzie Bleach & Andrew Townsend, Australia (NSW)
A Burden, by Suzie Bleach & Andrew Townsend, Australia (NSW)
From the Beginning to Eternity: Cycle of Life Series, R.M. Gomboc, Australia (WA)
From the Beginning to Eternity: Cycle of Life Series, R.M. Gomboc, Australia (WA)
Incendiary Artwork, by David McCracken, New Zealand
Incendiary Artwork, by David McCracken, New Zealand
Fun!, by Naidee Changmoh, Thailand
Fun!, by Naidee Changmoh, Thailand
Fun!, by Naidee Changmoh, Thailand
Fun!, by Naidee Changmoh, Thailand
Fun!, by Naidee Changmoh, Thailand
Fun!, by Naidee Changmoh, Thailand
Re:Generation, by Sonia Payes, Australia (Victoria)
Re:Generation, by Sonia Payes, Australia (Victoria)
Re:Generation, by Sonia Payes, Australia (Victoria)
Re:Generation, by Sonia Payes, Australia (Victoria)

A Sandy Universe

Green Comedy Club

Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?
Because they’re always wearing green.

Green Comedy Club

What do you get when you do the Irish jig at McDonald’s?
A Shamrock Shake!

Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they’re always a little short.

Green Comedy Club

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck!

What do ghosts drink on St Patrick’s Day?
BOOs

Why don’t you iron 4-Leaf clovers?
Because you don’t want to press your luck!

Green Comedy Club

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.

What’s a leprechaun’s favorite kind of music?
Sham-rock and roll.

How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold?
He took a shortcut!

Green Comedy Club

This universe is funny! And green too!

Green Comedy Club

We won the green cake award!

Green Comedy Club

It’s cake time!

Green Comedy Club